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Paul Dixon
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Jan 22, 2011

(Source: New Routes No. 43)

"A Great Plenty" by E. Nuff

"How to Cut Grass" by Lon Moore

"Breaking the Law" by Kermit A. Krime

"Chest Pain" by I. Koffalott

"Housework" by Dustin Cook

"I Love Mathematics" by Adam Up

"Armed Heists" by Robin Banks

"Allegiance to the King" by Neil Downe

"Get Moving" by Sheik Alegg

"Girl on a Budget" by Penny Pincher

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(Source: New Routes No. 43)

"A Great Plenty" by E. Nuff

"How to Cut Grass" by Lon Moore

"Breaking the Law" by Kermit A. Krime

"Chest Pain" by I. Koffalott

"Housework" by Dustin Cook

"I Love Mathematics" by Adam Up

"Armed Heists" by Robin Banks

"Allegiance to the King" by Neil Downe

"Get Moving" by Sheik Alegg

"Girl on a Budget" by Penny Pincher

"Is O.J. Guilty" by Howard I. Know

"A Stitch in Time" by Justin Case


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eesegura
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Cute! Jan 22, 2011

How about: You Want Me To Do What? by Shirley U. Jest

 
Gabriela Lozano
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Very funny! Jan 22, 2011

Thanks for the laughs, Paul, this is very funny

 
Jack Doughty
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A few more Jan 23, 2011

Almost Made It as a Russian Ballerina, by Sonya Yetsova

Are You Hungry, Monkey? by Ava Banana

I'll Go Second, by Hugo First

How to Keep Fit, by Jim Nasticks

Senior Citizens, by Jerry Attricks

Christmas Music, by Carol Singers

Droopy-Drawers, by Lucy Lastic

A New Invention, by Pat Pending

Keep On Trying, by Percy Veer

A New Dawn Coming, by Tamara Morning


 
JPW (X)
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The Joys of Pig Farming ... Jan 23, 2011

... by Chris P. Bacon



 
Steve Booth
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lots more Jan 23, 2011

http://www.allowe.com/Humor/book/Funny%20Book%20Titles.htm

better to link to the page


 
Jack Doughty
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Omission from list Jan 24, 2011

I see they included Leo Tolstoy, by Warren Peace; but they forgot Victor Hugo, by Les Miserables.

 
title Mar 2, 2013

i love these title they are fun

 
sviola1160
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Here's a few more: Jun 7, 2013

Computers for Dummies by P.C. Lerner
Physical Education by Jim Shorts
Blinded by the Light by I.C. Clerly
Tools of the Trade by M.C. Hammer
Cowboys and Indians by T.P. Hutt
Yellow River by I.P. Daly



Sue


 
Alexander C. Thomson
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Satisfyingly puerile ones Jun 8, 2013

The ones told in the school bus are the ones that cracked me up the most in my life:

The Great Wall of China Clean-up by Hu Flung Dung
[yes, I know the middle syllable isnʼt actually allowed by Chinese phonotactics …]

Size Matters by Ivor Biggan

Coup in Papua New Guinea by Jack Tuat … oh wait, that last one actually happened.

[Edited at 2013-06-08 16:12 GMT]


 
Triston Goodwin
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Maybe I should write a book? Jun 8, 2013

"Bad Loss" by Goodwin?

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Дуглас Амикс
Дуглас Амикс
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Haha Mar 28, 2018

Lines in the sand by Dick dragon
Hole in the mattress by Mr completely
Seamen on the ceiling by who slung cum
Rusty bed springs by I.P freely
Under the bleachers by symore butts
Bloody sack by tiger loose

Can’t believe I haven’t seen any of these.


 
James White
James White
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Have you heard of this book Jun 23, 2018

over population in China by yephuck emwong

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Maxi Schwarz
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real life Jun 25, 2018

The name of the gynecologist for the birth of my first child was Dr. Nurse. It created no end of confusion when the clerk at another hospital was taking down my history and asked "Doctor?" and I answered "Nurse". When I expanded that to "Dr. Nurse" she was almost irate, "I know there was a doctor and a nurse. What was the doctor's name, please!"

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ccombs76
ccombs76
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Chinese Books Sep 26, 2023

Are You Harboring a Fugitive? by Hu Yu Hai Ding

This Plane Is Going to Hit That Mountain by Wi Tu Lo, illustrated by Ho Li Fuk

Small Horse by Tai Ni Po Ni

How to Clean Your Automobile by Wa Shu Ka

Your Piano Sounds Off Key by Git Tu Ning Fok


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