What does your computer think of you?

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1.- "Not you again!"

2.- "Rough night I see."

3.- "Urk, maybe you've got a virus?"

4.- "You can start pretending to work now."

5.- If you got glasses maybe you wouldn't have to squint like that."

6.- "Let the obsessive email checking begin."

7.- "Your take in music downloads is awful."

8.- "You can stop pretending to work now."

9.- "The day you successfully log-off is the day I retire."

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What about you? What would your computer say about you and your working habits?